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Black Is the
New Red
Aside from the stroke of midnight on New
Year’s Eve, few evenings make a singleton feel
more alone than Valentine’s Day. Thoughts
of exes-past rush through your mind as you
sit home alone, yearning for the day you find
your true love and spend your February 14ths
happily ever after.
But until that day comes, my jilted lover,
you are not alone. Although everyone around
you may seem tickled pink by the romance in
the air, you can get the revenge you desire by
sending a bouquet of black roses to the one who
broke your heart.
Because there are currently no real black
roses, the Black Rose Floral Company’s mystical
flowers come in feather or silk. The top-of-the-line feather roses—and their leaves—are made
from goose feathers, whereas the silk roses have
plastic stems. Boxed bouquets can be shipped
anonymously, but the company, fortunately,
does not allow any vulgar or threatening messages. Guess you’ll just have to let your gift speak
for itself.
The best part? Unlike real roses and chocolates, this gift will last forever—just like the
memories of your broken heart.
$42.95 and up; sendblackroses.com
MIKE TAF T